White linen, short minis, bare-skin, fogged designer sunglasses, de-frizz hair serum, cold drinks, ultra-fresh produce, restaurant mist-fans, poolside umbrellas, and skyrocketing a/c bills adding to the already too-high overhead costs for local businesses. Red-faced tourists under floppy hats and the homeless, selling Evian from coolers at traffic lights, are the only ones naïve or desperate enough to walk the streets mid-day. It is summer in Miami.
So what’s a girl to do when the air is so thick you could drink it, the budget doesn’t allow for that a/c dial to dip below 70 degrees, and just the idea of getting hot and sweaty beneath the sheets is exhausting in itself?
Chill out! Take your play to the shower, pool, or better yet, a quiet beach if you can find one. Just toss a few of Tulip’s waterproof toys in your beach bag along with that SPF50. Bikini optional.
Here are some top recommendations:
You *are* the one! Adorable yellow duck cute enough to display on your tub ledge, but don’t underestimate it’s surprisingly strong vibration throughout. Plus it’s travel-size and latex free. A must have in the bubble bath!
The best-seller that always hits the spot , wherever yours may be. Discreet and adorable in a variety of colors, this massager has 4 different vibe patterns easily adjusted by the press of a button. Like all Fun Factory vibes, the layaspot is of high quality and made in Germany.
It doesn’t get much classier than this shower-safe, dual-action vibe. Its attractive curve and colors are the just the beginning; the Delight is rechargeable and eco-friendly, so you’ll never need batteries! It comes in a chic travel/charger case and is made of high quality German silicone. With three speeds and three incredibly satisfying pulsation settings, this clit and g-spot stimulating toy will undoubtedly deliver.
So you want it all — A sexy, soft, durable toy with clit and G-spot stimulation, hands-free with strong silent vibes, made of medical grade silicone, and you want to take it underwater?! “Stop Rabbiting…Start Rockin’!”
The never-fail waterproof pocket rocket made of high-quality phthalate-free hard plastic. Travel size, unbelievably strong, and easily fitted with a rabbit or dandelion topper for an extra tickle.
Sliquid Silk Hybrid Lube:
Although water-based lube is generally recommended for women to reduce the risk of infection, when playing underwater your best bet will be something that won’t rinse off the minute you decide to skinny dip. With a natural, silky feel, Sliquid silk hybrid gives you the best of both worlds: a water based lube blended with silicone! It’s completely hypoallergenic, non-toxic, glycerin, fragrance, and paraben free, never tested on animals, and safe to use with latex condoms. Just don’t use it in combination with your silicone toys, and be sure to wash off before you dress as it can stain clothing.