Tulip Carol-oke!

Click through a song, and sing along! Happy Holidays from us at Tulip!

 

RUDOLPH

You’ve got sex slings and paddles and Vamp toys in both skins.
Fleshlights, and Spare Parts, and ball gags and Vixskin.
But do you recall,
the most famous sex toy of all…

Rabbit, the vibey sweetheart
Has rad dual action modes
And if you’ve ever used it
You’ve enjoyed the afterglows

 

LUBE CHRISTMAS

I’ll have a lube Christmas without you
I’ll need some lube just thinking about you
Soft skin Amos of green
Look like a Christmas tree
They’ll keep me full
If you’re not here with me

And with those lubed butt plugs befalling
I will check in, it’s you I’ll be calling
Any choice is just right, you do you – keep it tight
But I’ll have a lubed, lubed Christmas

 

JINGLE BELLS

Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to clamp
Your nipples, yas, girl, slay!

 

CAGING OF THE BALLS

Hark how the balls
Sweet silky balls
All seem to say
Cage me away

Dong dong dong dong
(Check out these dongs)
With new cock rings
And a cock sling.

One seems to hear
Words of good cheer
From everywhere
Filling the air.

Oh how they pound,
Raising the sound,
Hairy or smooth,
Telling their tale.

Listen to the cock cages singing songs of the merry penises
Merry, merry, merry, merry penis.

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