Jett Rockit’s Big Gay Quotes, Part II

“You could move.” ~Abigail Van Buren, “Dear Abby,” in response to a reader who complained that a gay couple was moving in across the street and wanted to know what he could do to improve the quality of the

“The next time someone asks you, ‘Hey, howdja get to be a homosexual anyway?’ tell them, ‘Homosexuals are chosen first on talent, then interview… then the swimsuit and evening gown competition pretty much gets rid of the rest of them.”
~Karen Williams

“What do you mean, you ‘Don’t believe in homosexuality’? It’s not like the Easter Bunny; your belief isn’t necessary.” ~Lea DeLaria

“The minute I tell you I’m a dyke and you’re like, ‘If you’re a lesbian, and we were laughing at you, does that. . . ‘ Just let me reassure you, yes, that makes you gay.” ~Elvira Kurt

“Straight Americans need… an education of the heart and soul. They must understand – to begin with – how it can feel to spend years denying your own deepest truths, to sit silently through classes, meals, and church services while people you love toss off remarks that brutalize your soul.” ~Bruce Bawer

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