Man: I am a Man.
Woman: I am a Woman.
Man: What makes you a woman?
Woman: What makes you a man?
Man: I have a penis.
Woman: So do I…well…sometimes. I have breasts.
Man: Im fairly certain Ive had breasts before.
Woman: Ha! Well, I have a vagina, BUT, I cant carry a child.
Man: Neither can I.
Woman: May I touch you? What does a man feel like?
Man: Does a man feel at all? My Father taught me never to cry. What does a woman feel like?
Woman: Im harder than you think…but then again-so are you.
Man: I am? Oh, I see…Do you cry?
Woman: Not as often as I should. You?
Man: Im not supposed to.
Woman: Have you ever fallen in love?
Man: Im not supposed to. Have you?
Woman: I don’t have time for love.
Man: Im strangely attracted to you.
Woman: I understand. I only date women.
Man: Who do you kiss?
Woman: Whomever Im fucking.
Man: How does a Woman Fuck?
Woman: How does a man?
Man: Kiss me?
Woman: No. Let me see your hands?
Man: (he holds his hands up for inspection)
Man: And yours?
Woman: (holds her hands up)
Woman: Just as useful as yours!
Man: Whats your name?
Woman: Whats in a name?
Man: Apparently not gender? Gender lies in the pronoun.
Man: Something they taught us at school.
Woman: Its in the pronoun?
Man: Implied by it.
Woman: But we call my car a girl, she doesn’t have a vagina.
Man: He must be a boy then.
Woman: It doesn’t have a penis either.
Man: It must not have a gender then.
Woman: What about God?
Man: What about Nature?
Woman: Why is the universal a he?
Man: I read somewhere we’re all inherently female.
Man: X marks the spot but WHY does this matter? Can I kiss you?
Man: Im not strong enough.
Woman: Men are stronger than women.
Man: Are you good at math?
Woman: Yes. Are You?
Man: No…Can I kiss you?
Man: Women are manipulative.
Woman: Men are demanding.
Man: Your hands were rough, I can still feel the dirt from your palm.
Woman: Are you going to kiss me or not?
Man: That was…
*They kiss again
Woman: What makes a man?
Man: I Love You. What makes a woman?
Woman: I Want You.
Man and Woman: WHAT AM I?
Woman: It doesn’t matter.
Man: Just kiss me.
* They kiss again. Blackout.