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Tulip Carol-oke!

Click through a song, and sing along! Happy Holidays from us at Tulip!   RUDOLPH You’ve got sex slings and paddles and Vamp toys in both skins. Fleshlights, and Spare Parts, and ball gags and Vixskin. But do you recall, the most famous sex toy of all… Rabbit, the vibey sweetheart Has rad dual action […]

“Onomonopenis”: Silly Sex Sounds

“Onomonopenis”: Silly Sex Sounds Let’s talk about noisy sex. I don’t mean noisy as in your-neighbors-can-hear-your-orgasmic-shouting (though that’s always fun), I mean when the lube bottle “squirts,” when your and your partner’s skin “slap, slap, slaps” together, or when your stomachs go “gloop, bloop, blop” with each thrust. It’s completely normal for the body to […]