Britain’s oldest virgin turns 105 today!

If there needed to be a Tulip Toy Gallery in Britain,
NOW is the time to have one:

Britain’s oldest virgin turns 105 today!

Clara Meadmore was born in 1903 and since the age of 12, felt that she would live a celibate life. She never married nor had a boyfriend and feels that relationships are a waste of time and a hassle.  Friends are much easier to maintain and they keep her going, “When I was a girl you only had sex with your husband-and I never married (Daily Mail).”  She was born in Glasgow and remembers the outbreak of World War One and was only 8 when the Titanic sank.  Growing up, her family moved from Scotland to Egypt, to Canada and finally to New Zealand.  When she was in her 20s, Meadmore left for Britain by herself and from then on was completely independent, “I grew up in an era where little girls were to be seen and not heard so I had to learn to stand up for myself and earn my own living.  Some men don’t like that in a woman and before long I was too old to marry anyway (Daily Mail).”
She says that having no sex and no husband to keep her down helped her live a long happy life.

Minus the husband part, I’m just not sure about that no sex = long life business.  If that’s the key to keep me livin’ to 105 , I’d rather die tomorrow having the best sex of my LIFE, thank you very much!

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